“Seeking a Friend for the End of the World” and “Madea’s Witness Protection” are also out this week.
THE WASHINGTON POST
The following films are available this week on home video:
“Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” – As much of a mixed bag as its title suggests, this film is both terribly silly and a lot of fun. The premise: Lincoln’s motive of vengeance evolves from the personal (a vampire has killed his mom) to the political when the he realizes that the institution of slavery was created as a way to feed white Southern vampires, resulting in the Civil War. Strangely enough, it works. But one aspect of the film doesn’t add up. As with most vampire stories, a bite from a vampire will turn the victim into another vampire - unless the person bitten is pure of heart. Those rare, unblemished souls simply die. My question, then, is this: Why are there no black vampires? Surely there is one slave, somewhere, whose heart has been hardened by injustice and the lash just enough to grow fangs. Extras: “The Great Calamity” graphic novel, commentary with writer Seth Grahame-Smith, making-of and book-to-screen featurettes, and behind-the-scenes, fight choreography and make-up effects shorts; “A Visual Feast: Timur Bekmambetov’s Visual Style” and “Powerless” music video by Linkin Park.
“Seeking a Friend for the End of the World” – Universal Studios): An asteroid is hurtling toward Earth, due to arrive in just a couple of weeks. When Dodge (Steve Carell) and his wife hear the news, she takes off. After a few nights consoling himself, he meets a goofy neighbor named Penny (Keira Knightley), with whom he spends his final days on a road trip designed to make good on their personal bucket lists. Writer and director Lorene Scafaria gets things off to a cynical, raucous start. It’s all very nihilistic and hard-edged, a tone that doesn’t quite jibe with Carell’s sincere, sad-eyed despond. When he joins forces with Penny, the fit isn’t much neater, although the two share some genuinely sweet moments. By the time the all-too-convenient plot twist shows up in the third act, the air of contrivance is positively stifling, but Carell and Knightley wring pathos and warmth from the artificial setup, and the film’s conclusion arrives with a thudding, maudlin wallop. Extras: commentary with Lorene Scafaria, her mother Gail Scafaria, producer Joy Gorman Wettels and actors Adam Brody and Patton Oswalt, outtakes, a behind-the-scenes featurette and “Music for the End of the World: What’s on Your Playlist.”
“Magic Mike” – A mellow, low-slung charm propels Steven Soderbergh’s film, which stars Channing Tatum as a male stripper and is partly based on Tatum’s real-life experience. Tatum plays the title character, now in his 30s, who for years has been a headline act at a Tampa strip club. When Mike meets a 19-year-old college dropout, he takes the young man under his wing and introduces him to the easy money, flowing booze and nonstop booty calls of his lifestyle. It tells a simple story of a young man finding himself, an older mentor reconsidering his life and discovering love, and the enduring power of a buff-and-bronzed hottie gyrating in a spangled codpiece. No moralizing, no deeper meanings - just a good, old-fashioned cinematic hen party. DVD extras: backstage on “Magic Mike.” Also, on Blu-ray: extended dance scenes, Dance Play mode.
“Madea’s Witness Protection” – Tyler Perry makes his films fast, cheap and profitable. That’s great for his studio, Lionsgate, but pretty exasperating for a viewer. Here, veteran comedic actor Eugene Levy plays George Needleman, a clueless CFO with a trophy wife and two dysfunctional kids who discovers his financial firm is a giant Ponzi scheme. The plot involves a mob family (never seen) that forces the Needlemans to seek shelter with the volatile Madea (Perry). Perry targets his audience with feel-good subplots about a struggling church and a wayward kid, but this is sloppy stuff, even by Perry’s standards. Extras: Five featurettes, including “Tyler Perry: Multi Hats & Costumes,” “Impersonating Madea” and “Madea’s Comedy Icons.”
Also: “Take This Waltz” (starring Michelle Williams and Seth Rogen, directed by Sarah Polley, Magnolia Home Entertainment), “The Invisible War” (documentary on rape within the U.S. military, Docurama), “Crooked Arrows,” “Fear and Desire” (1953, Stanley Kubrick’s first feature, Kino Lorber), “Steve Jobs: The Lost Interview,” “The Slut” (Israel), “Sunday Bloody Sunday” (1971, Criterion Collection), “Blade Runner 30th Anniversary Collector’s Edition” (four discs, with new bonus material, and includes a 72-page production art book and collectible spinner car), “Gabe the Cupid Dog,” “Rudyard Kipling’s Mark of the Beast,” “Secret of the Wings” (animated, Disney) and “America Stripped: Naked Las Vegas.”
Television Series: “Agatha Christie’s Poirot: The Early Cases Collection” (18 discs, includes all 45 mysteries from the first six series, Acorn Media), “Happy Endings: The Complete Second Season,” “Sanctuary: The Complete Series,” “Law & Order: Criminal Intent - Season 8,” “The Duchess of Duke Street Complete Collection” (1979-80, 10-disc set with 31 episodes, Acorn Media), “Upstairs Downstairs: Season Two,” “Shazam!” (1974-77), “Rules of Engagement: The Complete Sixth Season,” “Apocalypse: Hitler” (prologue to National Geographic Channel documentary series “Apocalypse: The Second World War,” Entertainment One), “The Ernie Kovacs Collection Volume 2” (three-disc set has more than nine hours of previously unreleased and rare classic television content, Shout! Factory), “Fantasy Island: The Complete Third Season” (1979-80), “Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Complete Season Four” and “Perry Mason: Season Seven, Volume Two.”