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Last year, I thought I had compiled the definitive list of truly awful Christmas songs. But since subscribing to Sirius, I realize there are songs worse than “Wonderful Christmastime." Here are the five worst holiday songs:
[See also: Top 5 Favorite Christmas songs]
“Christmas Shoes” by NewSong — Mawkish tune about a little boy trying to buy shoes for his dying mother so she looks nice for Jesus.
“Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” by Elmo and Patsy – Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a song about Santa Claus killing an elderly woman.
“Dominick the Donkey” by Lou Monte — I still don’t get why a donkey beats a team of flying reindeer when it comes to delivering gifts.
“Santa Baby” by Madonna – I was never a big fan of the Eartha Kitt version, but Madge’s take makes me wince.
“The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” by Alvin and the Chipmunks – Someone told me I was cruel to say this is the kind of song that makes you want to go out and buy a cat. Listen to it. I am not cruel.